Shin-Sheen Soo-Cha Choo

The Tribe dropped a narrow 12-6 decision today to Journey's Detroit Tigers. Choo, Korean superstar and fantasy baseball team member, led the mighty Parma Pounders with 2, count them 2, doubles. Yes, I said doubleS. Valbuena, meaning "good val" in English, also led the mighty offensive attack with 1 double. Noted one-hit phenom Armando Galarraga did not pitch today. He pitched yesterday.

The Solon Sultans fell to 19-33 after today's buzzer-beating loss, and only 11.5 GB of Prince's Minnesota Twins. The Tribe and Justin Masterson travel to play Vince Vaughn's Chicago White Sox. Masterson is 0-5. I predict he will be 3-5 by the end of the weekend.

Stuff you should know: 2014 Heisman Trophy winner Braxton Miller signed with Ohio State today...Paul Warfield retired from his job in Browns' front office. Warfield also played football...Today's rumored Cavs' new coach: Byron Scott.

Welcome to June and to my blog

The Tribe escaped the month of May with an impressive winning percentage of .367, a robust record of 18-31, and 11.5 GB of the lowly Twins. Today, the Solon Soldiers lost 11-2 thanks to the orange A-Rod, his grand slam, and his 6 RBI (Kate Hudson was impressed).

The Westlake Warriors travel to Eminem's Detroit to face the Tigers and Jeremy Bonderman tomorrow. Jakey W. is set to start for the Cuyahoga Chiefs.

Leaders as of today...Avg: Kearns .294, HR: Choo 7, RBI: Choo 25, ERA: Carmona 3.69

Other stuff you should know: No Grady for 6 weeks b/c he had surgery on his beautiful, beautiful knee...Jim Brown was kind of fired as a "special advisor" to the Browns (I have applied for this new vacancy...and Lebron has not yet resigned with the Cavs.