Shin-Sheen Soo-Cha Choo

The Tribe dropped a narrow 12-6 decision today to Journey's Detroit Tigers. Choo, Korean superstar and fantasy baseball team member, led the mighty Parma Pounders with 2, count them 2, doubles. Yes, I said doubleS. Valbuena, meaning "good val" in English, also led the mighty offensive attack with 1 double. Noted one-hit phenom Armando Galarraga did not pitch today. He pitched yesterday.

The Solon Sultans fell to 19-33 after today's buzzer-beating loss, and only 11.5 GB of Prince's Minnesota Twins. The Tribe and Justin Masterson travel to play Vince Vaughn's Chicago White Sox. Masterson is 0-5. I predict he will be 3-5 by the end of the weekend.

Stuff you should know: 2014 Heisman Trophy winner Braxton Miller signed with Ohio State today...Paul Warfield retired from his job in Browns' front office. Warfield also played football...Today's rumored Cavs' new coach: Byron Scott.

Congrats on your 1-hitter!

The Tribe fell to Tim Allen's Detroit Tigers behind Austin Jackson's historic 3 for 4 performance and Miggy Cabrera's solo homer. Armando Galarraga also threw a one-hitter and had his perfect game stolen from him due to a terrible call by poetlariat Jim Joyce. I'm not sure if Galarraga's unperfect game deserves any further mention. Crowe, Choo, Hafner, Peralta, Redmond, Grudzielanek, Kearns, Branyan and Donald combined to go 1 for 28 for the North Olmsted Ninjas.

David Huff makes his first post-near death experience for the Bay Village Bullies tomorrow afternoon against Sonny Bono's Detroit Tigers.

Stuff you should know: Coach K is not bringing his nasally smugness to the Cavs...Kerry Wood is the 3rd highest-paid Indian on the team this year (stats: 8.1 IP, 9.72 ERA)...ESPN.com (whose initials must have anti-Cleveland sentiment) named the Browns' QB line change (3 in, 3 out) as one of the 5 worst offseason moves.