After showing their overwhelming pummeling ability the past two days, the Tribe missed out on a sweep of the Chicago Doodoo Heads by falling today 8-7. Good news for the Euclid Elites: we took two of three from our AL Central inferiors and we get to go home! Bad news: Sizemore is out for the year with a bum leg. If he were a horse, he would be put down. A few weekend highlights were the Tribe beating up on Obama BFF Mark Buehrle, Team USA's Lou Marson's first homer as an Indian, and UF drop-out Austin Kearns' eight hits during the series.
The Cuyahoga Cool People (???) are now 21-34 and still 11.5 behind big-market Minnesota. Game tomorrow vs. Boston facing fantasy baseball team member Jon Lester. I hope Lester has 22 K's and loses 1-0.
Stuff you should know: Danny Ferry "resigned" as the Cavs' GM...Mangini is holding a youth camp in the football-hotbed that is Hartford, CT.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Shin-Sheen Soo-Cha Choo
The Tribe dropped a narrow 12-6 decision today to Journey's Detroit Tigers. Choo, Korean superstar and fantasy baseball team member, led the mighty Parma Pounders with 2, count them 2, doubles. Yes, I said doubleS. Valbuena, meaning "good val" in English, also led the mighty offensive attack with 1 double. Noted one-hit phenom Armando Galarraga did not pitch today. He pitched yesterday.
The Solon Sultans fell to 19-33 after today's buzzer-beating loss, and only 11.5 GB of Prince's Minnesota Twins. The Tribe and Justin Masterson travel to play Vince Vaughn's Chicago White Sox. Masterson is 0-5. I predict he will be 3-5 by the end of the weekend.
Stuff you should know: 2014 Heisman Trophy winner Braxton Miller signed with Ohio State today...Paul Warfield retired from his job in Browns' front office. Warfield also played football...Today's rumored Cavs' new coach: Byron Scott.
The Solon Sultans fell to 19-33 after today's buzzer-beating loss, and only 11.5 GB of Prince's Minnesota Twins. The Tribe and Justin Masterson travel to play Vince Vaughn's Chicago White Sox. Masterson is 0-5. I predict he will be 3-5 by the end of the weekend.
Stuff you should know: 2014 Heisman Trophy winner Braxton Miller signed with Ohio State today...Paul Warfield retired from his job in Browns' front office. Warfield also played football...Today's rumored Cavs' new coach: Byron Scott.
Congrats on your 1-hitter!
The Tribe fell to Tim Allen's Detroit Tigers behind Austin Jackson's historic 3 for 4 performance and Miggy Cabrera's solo homer. Armando Galarraga also threw a one-hitter and had his perfect game stolen from him due to a terrible call by poetlariat Jim Joyce. I'm not sure if Galarraga's unperfect game deserves any further mention. Crowe, Choo, Hafner, Peralta, Redmond, Grudzielanek, Kearns, Branyan and Donald combined to go 1 for 28 for the North Olmsted Ninjas.
David Huff makes his first post-near death experience for the Bay Village Bullies tomorrow afternoon against Sonny Bono's Detroit Tigers.
Stuff you should know: Coach K is not bringing his nasally smugness to the Cavs...Kerry Wood is the 3rd highest-paid Indian on the team this year (stats: 8.1 IP, 9.72 ERA)...ESPN.com (whose initials must have anti-Cleveland sentiment) named the Browns' QB line change (3 in, 3 out) as one of the 5 worst offseason moves.
David Huff makes his first post-near death experience for the Bay Village Bullies tomorrow afternoon against Sonny Bono's Detroit Tigers.
Stuff you should know: Coach K is not bringing his nasally smugness to the Cavs...Kerry Wood is the 3rd highest-paid Indian on the team this year (stats: 8.1 IP, 9.72 ERA)...ESPN.com (whose initials must have anti-Cleveland sentiment) named the Browns' QB line change (3 in, 3 out) as one of the 5 worst offseason moves.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
A Detroit Massacre
The Tribe humiliated Kid Rock's Detroit Tigers today by a score of 3-2. Jakey W. picked up his 3rd win of the 2010 season. The Berea Bombers improved to 19-31 on the strength of homeruns by Korean hero and starting outfielder for my fantasy team Shin-Soo Choo, and a homer by strike-out machine Russell Branyan. Jeremy Bonderman got shelled for 3 runs in 8 inning. It is unknown if Bonderman will remain in the Tiger rotation.
Tomorrow Fausto Carmona takes his slender 3.69 ERA into Comerica Park to give the Tigers a chance to lick their paws after today's 3-2 pounding administered by the Euclid Euthanizers.
Stuff you should know: Lebron told marriage-enthusiast Larry King that the Cavs had an "edge" in the free-agent sweepstakes, ESPN is pissed...Montario Hardesty has alledgedly been running like one bad man in OTA's
Tomorrow Fausto Carmona takes his slender 3.69 ERA into Comerica Park to give the Tigers a chance to lick their paws after today's 3-2 pounding administered by the Euclid Euthanizers.
Stuff you should know: Lebron told marriage-enthusiast Larry King that the Cavs had an "edge" in the free-agent sweepstakes, ESPN is pissed...Montario Hardesty has alledgedly been running like one bad man in OTA's
Monday, May 31, 2010
Welcome to June and to my blog
The Tribe escaped the month of May with an impressive winning percentage of .367, a robust record of 18-31, and 11.5 GB of the lowly Twins. Today, the Solon Soldiers lost 11-2 thanks to the orange A-Rod, his grand slam, and his 6 RBI (Kate Hudson was impressed).
The Westlake Warriors travel to Eminem's Detroit to face the Tigers and Jeremy Bonderman tomorrow. Jakey W. is set to start for the Cuyahoga Chiefs.
Leaders as of today...Avg: Kearns .294, HR: Choo 7, RBI: Choo 25, ERA: Carmona 3.69
Other stuff you should know: No Grady for 6 weeks b/c he had surgery on his beautiful, beautiful knee...Jim Brown was kind of fired as a "special advisor" to the Browns (I have applied for this new vacancy...and Lebron has not yet resigned with the Cavs.
The Westlake Warriors travel to Eminem's Detroit to face the Tigers and Jeremy Bonderman tomorrow. Jakey W. is set to start for the Cuyahoga Chiefs.
Leaders as of today...Avg: Kearns .294, HR: Choo 7, RBI: Choo 25, ERA: Carmona 3.69
Other stuff you should know: No Grady for 6 weeks b/c he had surgery on his beautiful, beautiful knee...Jim Brown was kind of fired as a "special advisor" to the Browns (I have applied for this new vacancy...and Lebron has not yet resigned with the Cavs.
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