A Detroit Massacre

The Tribe humiliated Kid Rock's Detroit Tigers today by a score of 3-2. Jakey W. picked up his 3rd win of the 2010 season. The Berea Bombers improved to 19-31 on the strength of homeruns by Korean hero and starting outfielder for my fantasy team Shin-Soo Choo, and a homer by strike-out machine Russell Branyan. Jeremy Bonderman got shelled for 3 runs in 8 inning. It is unknown if Bonderman will remain in the Tiger rotation.

Tomorrow Fausto Carmona takes his slender 3.69 ERA into Comerica Park to give the Tigers a chance to lick their paws after today's 3-2 pounding administered by the Euclid Euthanizers.

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Welcome to June and to my blog

The Tribe escaped the month of May with an impressive winning percentage of .367, a robust record of 18-31, and 11.5 GB of the lowly Twins. Today, the Solon Soldiers lost 11-2 thanks to the orange A-Rod, his grand slam, and his 6 RBI (Kate Hudson was impressed).

The Westlake Warriors travel to Eminem's Detroit to face the Tigers and Jeremy Bonderman tomorrow. Jakey W. is set to start for the Cuyahoga Chiefs.

Leaders as of today...Avg: Kearns .294, HR: Choo 7, RBI: Choo 25, ERA: Carmona 3.69

Other stuff you should know: No Grady for 6 weeks b/c he had surgery on his beautiful, beautiful knee...Jim Brown was kind of fired as a "special advisor" to the Browns (I have applied for this new vacancy...and Lebron has not yet resigned with the Cavs.